Movie Review: The VelociPastor (2018)

1.75/5 Reviewed June 25, 2024 In 2010, a film student created a schlock horror trailer about a priest who gains the power to transform into a velociraptor and fight crime…and ninjas. It went viral. He was able to make a full-length feature years later, and this is that effort. It’s hard to even know where

Movie Review: Hollywood Homicide (2003)

2.75/5 Reviewed June 23, 2024 Not gonna get too deep into this one. Mismatched cop action comedy featuring Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett as homicide partners whose second jobs (real estate for Ford, yoga and acting for Hartnett) keep getting in the way of their detective work. A young rap group is gunned down in

Movie Review: Inside Out 2 (2024)

4.5/5 Reviewed June 19, 2024 To me this is on-par with the original, just with a different kind of story (hooray moving forward and not just re-treading!). In this one, Riley has had a very successful childhood but enters puberty on the first day of a hockey camp that could determine her social status through

Movie Review: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)

4.5/5 Reviewed June 5, 2024 Not as great as Fury Road, but still dang incredible. Young Furiosa is taken from her family as a youth and has a series of ridiculous adventures leading up to the original Fury Road film. It’s honestly very similar to the previous film in all but timeline – we’re seeing

Movie Review: I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

3.5/5 Reviewed June 4, 2024 This is a film that you’ll absolutely love or dislike/wonder what you even just watched. It feels laser focused at people who grew up in the 90s that had troubled childhoods and ended up falling in love with sci-fi/horror tv shows (there were a billion around that time, but this

Movie Review: Nowhere to Run (1993)

2.5/5 Reviewed June 1, 2024 Wanted a background JCVD movie, got one with a little more drama than expected. This one is basically a western with a plot you’ve heard before: criminal ends up on the run and hides on the land of a widowed farmer, befriends her kids, starts defending her from greedy businesspeople