1.75/5
Reviewed November 19, 2023
Stone Cold Steve Austin C-list movie that’s a rip-off of Cliffhanger, only taking place in Montana (aka Vancouver forests) instead. It’s trash, don’t see it; I only did because I abuse myself by watching many movies featuring former pro wrestlers. Oddly enough, three of the actors are the main villains in The Expendables, also made during this time period (Eric Roberts and Gary Daniels too). The only really good sequence in the film is Austin vs Daniels in a woodland brawl, which isn’t that surprising. Oddly enough, every single actor except Austin and Marie Avgeropoulos (playing his snotty daughter) die. Kind of wild. It’s not a spoiler because let’s be clear, nobody but me is going to watch this thing.
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