Movie Review: Pirate Radio (2009)

4.25/5 Reviewed October 22, 2014 Disclaimer, this movie didn’t have a review number at the time so this is a modern one You ever hear about a movie, just vague things about the premise and maybe see one preview and immediately know that you’re going to love it? Yeah, that was Pirate Radio for me.

Movie Review: We’re the Millers (2013)

3.5/5 Reviewed October 21, 2014 Disclaimer, this movie didn’t have a review number at the time so this is a modern one Thought this would be a generic comedy, but it actually was legitimately funny. The acting styles blend rather well, the side characters do a great job, and very little “cringe” humor and more

Movie Review: The Lone Ranger (2013)

2.75/5 Reviewed October 20, 2014 Disclaimer, this movie didn’t have a review number at the time so this is a modern one So many thoughts about this movie, not sure how to word it the right way. The director, producers, main actor, composer, and most of the staff of the first three Pirates of the

Movie Review: Machete Kills (2013)

2.75/5 Reviewed October 20, 2014 Disclaimer, this movie didn’t have a review number at the time so this is a modern one You knew it was coming after how much I loved the first one. This one was…mediocre. Not sure if it was the novelty wearing off, the annoyance of literally everyone betraying everyone, or

Movie Review: Homefront (2013)

Reviewed October 18, 2014 Disclaimer, this movie didn’t have a review number at the time so this is a modern one Statham takes on druggies and terrible manners in the south. Decent action, with a plot that makes sense when you consider the intelligence levels of his enemies. James Franco as a meth dealer is

Movie Review: Turbo (2013)

Reviewed October 18, 2014 Disclaimer, this movie didn’t have a review number at the time so this is a modern one This was not a good movie, and many of the people involved in it should feel bad for making it. Just saying. The weird thing is, watched this with a bunch of people while

Movie Review: I, Frankenstein (2014)

2.75/5 Reviewed October 16, 2014 Disclaimer, this movie didn’t have a review number at the time so this is a modern one Bill Nighy is the bad guy, and this movie feels like a cross between Van Helsing and Underworld. In other words, if you liked those movies, you’ll probably like this one. For all

Movie Review: Ender’s Game (2013)

3.5/5 Reviewed October 16, 2014 Disclaimer, this movie didn’t have a review number at the time so this is a modern one I have never read any of the books in the series, feel free to make fun of me for reading other books instead. I liked it. Huge fan of the book and movie

Movie Review: Tombstone (1993)

4.75/5 Reviewed October 14, 2014 Disclaimer, this movie didn’t have a review number at the time so this is a modern one So, I love a good western, unlike the vast majority of people I know. The 90s had a revival in westerns, but with better plots and great acting. One of my favorite movies

Movie Review: Paul Blart, Mall Cop (2009)

Reviewed October 13, 2014 Disclaimer, this movie didn’t have a review number at the time so this is a modern one So, to follow up yesterday’s brilliant movie, how about one of the worst-rated movies in the last few years? Oddly enough, the third act of the movie, when he’s fighting criminals taking over the